Truth is stranger than crackfic

The Pentagon has confirmed that it sought to create a "gay bomb" that would turn enemy soldiers into lustful homosexuals who'd be more interested in sex than fighting.

I'm not even going to comment on how mind-bogglingly stupid and offensive this is. That goes without saying. As does my deep embarrassment on behalf of my entire country. Let's just skip right over that.

This NEEDS to be a fic, people. THE U.S. GOVERNMENT SOUGHT TO CREATE SEX-POLLEN. Surely somebody can do something with that.