I'm not spoiler-phobic, but my browser is.

Every time I try to look at the spoilers page over at kryptonsite, my browser crashes. I've tried this at least three times in the last few weeks, and every time it will launch a new window, freeze, give me the Spinning Pizza of Death, and then the program shuts down. Each time I've just let it go and not tried again, because I'd only clicked the link out of mild curiosity and not some burning need to be spoiled. (Also I find the design of kryptonsite obnoxious, with all the flashy ads.) But it's like Firefox is saying, "Noooooo! Don't tell me what happens!" My browser is a more hardcore fan than I am.

(And it's, uh, my browser that wants to read all the SV porn. Not me. I just open up the computer and Firefox is all, "Ooh, look! Clexness!" Honestly, officer, I have no idea how all this smut got here.)